It was dumb, but all the signage was technically Nintendo (or LEGO, or so on) property. Even the stuff they were just going to throw out anyways.

TRU was the place where we bought last-minute birthday gifts when we realized that there was a birthday party today and we hadn’t gotten anything, since there was one about a quarter mile from our house. And not in a low-rent district or anything; in the middle of an upscale neighborhood in a complex with a Best Buy…

There were standard 3-4 letter abbreviations for each dish. It’s a pretty simple system. And half of our kitchen staff were non-native English speakers too.

“When they had no tipping, the staff… complained about not being rewarded during busy times.”

I bet they did, but not for long.

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

There has been no word on Gritty’s involvement.

You think he’s got a big dick?

Like a rose that grows in a crack in the sidewalk, he’s too beautiful for this world. 

I’ve heard a lot of covers that do this though. So long as it sounds somewhat different (it does by virtue of their signature sound) and it’s good (always up for debate, but people seem to like it enough), I don't fully understand the bitching. Somebody asked for them to do Africa, they did it. So long as they aren't…

Kinja’s cardinal virtue.

May the bridges you burn light your way.

Weak. It’s not called 28 Year Sentence Records.

And licensed it.  That’s why, whenever you look at transcripts on the internet, they all say KISS.

Bart                                                                                                    Beets                                                                                            Battlestar Galactica

“See? Both sides are to blame!”

CBS Sunday morning is a great show, if you are unlucky enough to be up on a Sunday morning. It’s nice a relaxed and not hard news, but sweet stories that make me feel good about the world.

Ha! That reminds me of the time that my brother told me that he prematurely ended a date after the girl he was out with said something was “the bomb,” and he realized that she was being totally sincere in her use.