I ain’t tryin to brag or nuthin, but my Kill My Blues record is signed with a very lovely message from Corin.

To me, Bikini Kill is that band that my annoying coworker who won’t listen to anything popular is always going on about.

They totally sold out! Now they’re just a slight headache with an old fashioned Victorian bathing suit.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

and there goes breakfast

His solo stuff seems to suit his current personality so much better.  Saw them live a couple years ago too and I agree, there’s no energy.

I wanna make fun, but then i remember Roger Waters, Dave Gilmour ,Gun N Roses, slew of 70s/80s bands, ect.,  have pretty much done the same. Seems like only 2 options for great bands at some point: Quit, or become your own best cover band.

Paging Mr. Herman....Mr. Herman.....

DISCLAIMER: Mental illness is a serious thing and not necessarily related to someone’s circumstances. If you’re struggling, get some help. Kudos to Lehner to being able to talk about it.

I have literally never heard a dem refer to a black person as a ‘coon’, but if you thought you could get away with using that by falsely claiming it’s the left’s new favorite word, well, at least you got to say it. So... Here goes. Prepare to get nuked from orbit.

My abuelo is a kind, badass vet who fought for the U.S. (despite their maltreatment of our people since their landfall). He was hospitalized due to multiple malnutrition symptoms in the weeks after the Hurricane and barely recovered thanks to one hospital near him running a generator.

You are the epitome of sanctimonious. Luckily, you also have no idea how funny or un-self-aware you are. 

Just remember what Norm said the next time you ironically use the phrase “Libtard”.

Evidently, Norm Macdonald thinks we’d all be better off if we went back to the days when everyone assumed women were lying about abuse or harassment and all famous people were given an infinite supply of second chances whenever they fuck up.

I’m with Norm, I don’t automatically trust everything women say. Or men for that matter. Or those who don’t identify as either. Or those who identify as both. Or religious people. Or atheists. Anyone really.

Is there anything more horridly stupid than New York shitbirds flipping out over a politician eating food wrong? “OH MY GOD! Pizza with a fork and knife?! I never!”
It’s one of the most annoying things about New Yorkers next to literally every other thing about New Yorkers.

The Browns not managing to win even when they don’t lose is the most Browns thing ever.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.