Man, I’m sure glad Twitter wasn’t around when I was 17. It would be tough to face my friends and family today if I tweeted out lyrics to songs I listened to.

What’s with Jez’s clickbait headlines today? This is the third headline that it utterly belied by the content of the story. The Times (for all it’s many, many, MANY faults) didn’t capitulate to the racist trolls, it literally stood by her .

Man, I had completely forgotten about him!

This is like losing a ten dollar bill one day but then the next day you see a dog in a motorcycle sidecar wearing his own dog goggles.

Yeah, there’s a considerable amount of “homophobic” material from Monty Python, much of it written by Graham Chapman. It’s called satire.

If you want to have an argument, you need to pay first.

That’s a bad theory 

Just to be up front, I do not have anything resembling verifiable information about this case. That said, through some layers, I do know some people both connected to the Jays and to the police here in town. The baseball people say that while what went down was bad, it’s part of a larger issue with Osuna’s personal…

Bob McAdoo looks like divorce. 

Translation: He’s still available, so keep the offers coming in.

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…

Since this is Twitter, I’m sure Doolittle will get to talk with the animals again shortly.

You can take the blog out of Gawker, but you can’t take the Gawker out of the blog.

My biggest live sports regret was actually showing up to the 2008 game between the 4-11 Browns and 3-11 Bengals game. The final score was 14-0 and that actually over-states how interesting the game was - total of like 100 passing yards, approximately one actual drive on offense, and well below freezing in the stands.

I turned down seats to a Bills playoff game so I could earn some cash babysitting. I thought it was a great decision, considering it wasn’t going to be televised, and the Oilers were up 35-3 at the start of the third quarter.

I would rather attend every Browns home game for the next decade than spend five minutes with the knob who wrote that garbage.

As someone who spent 20 hours at the Newark airport yesterday, followed by a 5 hour flight next to a man who was coughing, sneezing, and spitting into a plastic grocery bag the entire flight, I am inclined to agree with his airline attire take. Also, this man took off his shoes.  Asshole  

Reminder: Jerry Jones is the same guy who threatened to sue the league for daring to suspend his star running back for assaulting a woman.

Cowboys fan. I’ve sided with the Eagles now twice this year. This timeline is the worst.