The Jets!

“...Above .500?”

This reminds me of the dangers of talking about hypothetical humans.

Can we just shorthand this now to:

People make jokes about it being a weird timeline because we have Donald Trump as President, but I think the weirdest thing is that the Eagles are not only Super Bowl champions, but that they’re one of the most likable teams in the NFL

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

Yea all this shit about russian hackers is complete lunacy. Y’all are the blue state equivalent of the people who were demanding to see Obama’s birth certificate.

I’m sorry. But go fuck yourself. Joy-Ann Reid is a flat-out bigot.

Yeah. Me too.

UPS guy shows up while i’m outside - “What’s in the box!?”

I remember being in a completely packed theater full of teenagers for opening night of the DiCaprio/Danes Romeo + Juliet. It’s the big dramatic end and everyone’s sniffling and trying to hold back tears, and then Claire Danes let loose with an over-the-top ridiculous sob, and the entire crowd lost their shit laughing.…

Well, he did say he’d be back.

You were right to laugh. The movie’s mistake is not recognizing that everyone secretly wants Gwyneth Paltrow to die a horrible death

‘That’s not a salesman. That’s you’re Daddy’

Song of the South?

Sounds like a repressed memory trying to work its way out.

I once cried at the song “Dance, Dance” by Fall Out Boy shortly after a breakup. It was the line “We’re falling apart to halftime” that set me off. I was a pathetic mess. 

That storied period where all Americans had access to healthcare, I remember it well.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell