or someone call a fucking time out anywhere the second he bolted like an idiot.  

That was a truly breathtaking bed-shitting, and I wouldn’t blame LeBron for being literally in tears.

I’m trying to focus on the positive here. The Cavs almost stole one from the Warriors on the road. But J.R. YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE LEAD YOU IMBECILE! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FIND LEBRON!!!

You’ve obviously never visited the Delaware House Travel Plaza off I-95!

He bought an Audi.

A bar so low, not even Hermes Conrad could clear it.

Moar like the TMZ Club, amirite?

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Full disclosure: I once defended Mark Sanchez here. Please don’t take that to mean that I am Mark Sanchez.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

An under-rated Schwarzenegger film, in my opinion.

Yeah, but we get $10 off on... I dunno, some fucking BBQ kit or something now.

Canceraids! This site is a shell.

That means there’s a spot on the lineup now for “Kevin”.

You have a Kinja handle. You’re obligated not to.

Klay looks lost out there...

The article’s claim is that there is no evidence whatsoever that ESPN is losing subscribers due to politics. And you say that you still watch ESPN. So even your nonsense anecdotal evidence is incorrect.

“They’re there to watch football.”

Counterpoint - You’re a fucking idiot.

So, you’re saying that the U.S. military is lazy, unsophisticated and damages the very brand that made them millions of dollars? They’re the ones who used the platform of the NFL by giving them millions of dollars to jerk off to the flag. Good point.