I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

Ya just like when he raised all that money for Hurricane relief but wouldn’t come out and say that he was anti-storm

Farther than your paycheck.

Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key!

If the NY Post is giving you a hard time about racially insensitive remarks then you truly are the bottom of the barrel.

the ’Tics played smarter

So Roseanne’s book was The Grasshopper Lies Heavy...

You know, there’s a reason I come here instead of Cracked. Well...there used to be, anyway.

What the hell? You don’t pay close attention to baseball for a few summers and suddenly Robinson Cano is 35.

Woah, a guy the Habs misused going on to success elsewhere? Never heard that before.

Ok Sport, it’s bedtime.

None of these surprise me except Designated Survivor. I caught a few episodes of the show because my brother-in-law loves it, and it was pretty decent. Not good enough to become a regular viewer, but I liked the part where Marty McFly was trying to screw President Jack Bauer while Kumar watched.

Me only recently found out Prognosis: Negative was actual title of unproduced screenplay Larry David wrote. It was about guy who hates commitment, so he dates woman with terminal illness, figuring after six months, she’ll die and he’ll be single again. Which might be most Larry David idea ever.

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

Fine. When will this country get serious about Scotland’s mental illness?

Barney Miller-style

Yeah. I don’t want to tell Norway how to do their business. But when one of the best players in the world comes out from behind the net with the puck, it might be more effective if everybody on the team didn’t try to skate as far away from him as possible.

Shit man, I had forgotten! Boston fans suck too. Damn, what a crazy 12 minutes that was.

Other sexual predators never held accountable by NBC include Donald Trump, a washed-up conman, 80's punchline, better known as the host for The Apprentice.

Some of these will probably correct themselves. The Indians are +4 in run differential, so they could turn it around soon enough. The Rockies and Giants are a combined -20 run differential, so they’ve gotten a bit of luck. I have no idea how the Dodgers are 5 games under .500 with their +7.