This is why I stopped reading TalkingPointsMemo anymore than once a month.

She fucked that sheet up?

Very cool stuff.

I said nothing about sexism, so please don’t put words in my mouth. I was merely making a humorous retort about how hilarious it is to see tiny little men like you get your Underoos in a bunch whenever a woman dares to step out of line with what you expect and have come to expect for far too long.

You poor dear.

Also why isn’t there a white history month, amirite?

Yeah, well, I’m gonna go direct my OWN movie with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the movie!

the beat drops

Matt Harvey loved to party in New York City, but loathed his bosses and coworkers.

I hope the Mets changed their Netflix password.

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

I didn’t want the game, but the Cavs won by 18 points.

Peak old man take there my man.

Wow. You’re kind of a scumbag.

That film is a lot grittier than I remember it, then.

He’s out to start a movement, and he won’t rest until the competition is #2. Coming this fall to NBC... Brad Leland *is*...

*** The PooperIntendant ***

More like Pooperintendent amirite

don’t tell me how to live my life Timmy

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Mockin’ white supremacy, takin’ my time
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you rip the sign?