But still he persisted.

The sign is nigh.

Listening to criticisms and reexamining the media you consume is a healthy thing to do, despite your dismissive attitude.

*crickets*

SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE

What? Braincandy is great. My favorite bit was Cancer Boy. The pinnacle of “I am definitely going to hell for laughing this hard.”

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

browns fan here. fuck me. i was alright with mayfield, but ward over chubb makes me want to drink bleach.

I mean, someone has to.

Married to a Browns fan, whose response to this pick was “HAVE THESE ASSHATS LEARNED NOTHING?!”

The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

Chad Kreoger from Nickelback would be a a good substitute. Give FM a real raw sound.

You are in Canada, for a cooler just use the outside.

I’m confused

...what?? couples call each other all the time???

I wish to God in Heaven above that the AV Club could leave the Gawker Network.

Ernie, is that you?

Why would the A.V. Club do this?