So, um, you think he’s wrong on this or do you want to sell Soylent Green made from old people?

Do you... do you think seniors shouldn’t be able to retire with the dignity they deserve?

You’re late to the party; Splinter and The Root have already covered old man mediawhore.

This movie (and the theatrical show) is really great, but there’s a tribute album which is ridiculously stacked. They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds, Frank Black, the Breeders (this album was actually the impetus for the brief Pixies reunification), Spoon, Yo La Tengo, Yoko Ono, Stephen Colbert, etc.

Have you ever wanted…

Okay

I loved Ricky Gervais’ work and think it’s too bad that he retired after Extras and never did anything after that.

One of my friends was carrying his young son while in line for something, and while not really watching where he was going walked the boy’s head into a sign. He got a few stitches at the on-property ER and the whole family got front-of-line passes for the rest of the trip.

They now give people with disabilities a timed return ticket based on the current standby wait time. For instance, if a disabled guest and their party get to a ride posting a 60 minute wait at 1pm, they’re given a 2pm return ticket—when they return at that time, they’ll board immediately.

I could definitely see Minnie Driver’s character viewing that as a perfectly acceptable idea.

Dear AV Club:

This Disney theme park cross-over episode is a Miller - Boyett production in association with Lorimar Television, and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television Distribution.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

This never would have happened at SkyDome.

but it’s still potentially a good idea to not have thousands of fans in the danger zone.

Maybe John Olerud had the right idea all along.

Or the stretch where they got 2 #1 picks and a #2 pick in 3 years, where they were literally the worst team in the league and lucked into 2 generational talents.

Eh, they were almost moved to Kansas City 15 years ago

The first angry neckbeard posted eight minutes after the article went up. I wonder if they have a Google alert set up?

The biggest missed opportunity: Drunk Becky didn’t call her sister Larlene or Dardene.

Well, in his defense, he did say it was a random question.