Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

What’s more motivational than spite?

POP QUIZ: Name one white recurring Simpsons character who isn’t related to Cletus.

I definitely get that many douches (including Hank here, presumably) bring up Cletus in a “what about the white people!!!1" way....but he actually is an incredibly classist stereotype, one that isn’t really counteracted by a lot of other TV characters and certainly wasn’t at the time (there was Roseanne......but other…

You sure are spending a lot of words on someone you don’t care about.

Ah, yes, Lisa is definitely that one nebulously defined political label rather than that...other nebulously defined political label.

We’ll know in seven days. 

It’s like you managed to read the piece, without actually absorbing any of it... An impressive feat!

The problem with Cletus is that he just elected a president.

Any comedian or comedy show who’s reduced to bitching about “political correctness” has run out of material.

No one cares what you think.

We know, Ted, we know.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

Neither Kimmel nor Tucker Max ever attempted to use person’s murder to forward his insane conspiracy theories and elevate his own visibility. So yeah, what Kimmel did as a much younger man totally equates with what Hannity was doing six months ago.

Wait, that wasn’t already Boston’s curse?

Watching Indians fans file into the Jake is like watching a COPS greatest hits marathon.

The Curse of the Klanbino?

Good point, Bonerland.

Flyers Fans Dismayed To Learn Gabe Kapler Also In Charge Of NHL Competition Committee

You weren’t abuzz with anticipation?