If you decide to see Saw, let me warn you; it has its ups and downs.

You definitely sharted that encounter.

Wait. They wrote an article about “overlooked” voters in states that went Trump!? HOLY SHIT! That’s some first-class outside-the-box journalism. What an underreported story! I look forward to the insights that “out-of-touch liberals” could glean about speaking to this elusive and strange subset of the species.

Meanwhile…

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

The very idea that those protesting Roseanne are like Dan Quayle going after Murphy Brown is laughable on its face. It’s ridiculous. Like the article itself, your take is bad and ignores that Trump voters aren’t making any effort to meet anyone else halfway. Why are they deserving to receive that courtesy when they do…

It’s fuckin’ Montauk, man.

Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

Mein Kampf: As Read by Gilbert Gottfried.

Physicists HATE Him! One Weird Trick Allowed This Man To Break All the Rules of Space-Time.

Shut up Pete.

“Wait, you can run the bullpen into the ground, too? I’ve wasted my life.”

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

Going to be a long year for the phils. Literally! If they really yank the starter in the sixth inning most games these games will be 4 hours long. Whats better than mediocre baseball? An extra 2 hours of medicore baseball!

Are they really “kids” though? When Ted was their age, he was fighting and dying in Vietnam. He saw his best friend’s head explode at Margaret Cho.

Well, if it happened, I’m glad it hasn’t made you irrationally angry.

Stallone’s is worse, because it’s a call for violence against an innocent high school student for committing the sin of opposing violence against innocent high school students. In what alternative universe does ANYONE think that makes them the good guy?

That isn’t a rhetorical question. That alternate universe is…

She’s going to enter a truth telling contest, two towns over.

0:07; he’s out.

Headline prior to replay:

I would love to see the replay that definitively says he was tagged.