Unfortunately, because there isn’t, she is the painful parasitic infestation that’s lingering for years.

I did, but only in the spirit of Holy Week.

She, sir, has the boorish manners of a Dartmouthian!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

You nailed it.

Why? You wouldn’t see a 1-year-old in a theater with a T-shirt proclaiming, “My First Opera.”

This some good rythmically-challenged outreach you’re doing.

Me too. The articles of clothing, that is. Skimpy, skimpy clothing... *drools*

With Hitchcock making his cameo as the fat guy riding in the rear of the watercraft.

A child died because some asshole wanted to own the best waterslide in Kansas.

Oh wow, it’s Rick Barry, everyone! Hey Rick, what’s it like to be an asshole and have a son whose head looks like a penis?

Counterpoint: +16 and 6 assists in 12 minutes

Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

fart

Yeah, definitely should avoid that.

H’s learned a very valuable lesson about appearing on NRA TV,apparently.

I think he should be allowed to have this opinion, and I think other people should be allowed to say that this opinion sucks. Just my two cents.

I’ve always hated bars that are too busy, but sometimes that’s where the crew wants to go.

“the president of America’s ass”

“Once he hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.” -Satchel Paige on Cool Papa Bell