hockeymikeonthego
HockeyMikeOnTheGo
hockeymikeonthego

Big Dick Nick is going to be the new hoagie special at Wawa.

People keep saying that, though!

Google is your friend.

This is a test of character. Who you support in this game will forever speak to the kind of person you are.

That was an unexpected ending.

No fucking way.

The Flyers beat the Caps too! In OT!

You take that back

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

Oh, to be a truck driver hauling scrapple & pork roll up to Minneapolis right now.

Nah.

And doing other things.

Yes, we were watching a show that played a clip of Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video. The video vixen walks by and the band, dressed as fireman, all hold a fire hose that sprays in her direction.

Are you seriously blaming music videos for your rapey behaviour? Are you brain damaged and therefore unable to think for yourself?

I wrote a speculative fiction story about that very thing. We’d have colonies on Mars now and the popularity of the Ice Bucket Challenge would never have faded.

What was incredible was seeing he’d been performing on that tour with a fractured hip to the point it finally broke the day he died.

Um, “the band that had the SPIKE JONZE-DIRECTED video for ‘California’”

They always did, HockeyMike. They always did...

naw, it was a FACKIN PATS humblebrag.