$8.97 per ticket!

And naan too soon!

Sean Hannity isn’t smart enough to run his own network.

I know no liberals who particularly liked Hillary Clinton, only those who preferred her to the alternative. 

Since she couldn’t make money off skating, Harding was forced to resort to all kinds of humiliating stunts, including a celebrity boxing match against Paula Jones, in order to earn a paycheck.

A necessary move, to take down Jamaica at the Joint Olympics.

China finally takes some responsibility and goes in and replaces the regime without a shot being fired. A pipe dream though.

So, uh, what other word does “Alec Baldwin” sound like?

I’m beginning to think recognitions, Monkey Boy and KayserRoll are the very same, extremely-bored person.  

Welcome to America, which is the Bizarro version of whatever political reality you come from. Here rich people are the least corrupt, here being educated makes you stupid, here helping people actually hurts them.

I love how the crowd was startled by your ‘loud and inappropriate laughter’ during the film.

It’s not even a question of journalistic “integrity”; it’s a question of journalistic competence, and perhaps editorial competence as well. The encounter between Kramer and the unnamed 16-year-old may have been morally repugnant, but it was not, of course, statutory rape (as the article itself makes clear), and it is…

To be fair, Seguin’s been making the Bruins look stupid for a few years now.

Ah, yes, the formidable Titans.

You drove THROUGH Jacksonville?

According to wikipedia it is actually Sitka, which is the Jacksonville of Alaska which the Jacksonville of states. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_area

Juneau and I know, but does Hamilton Noland when he sees it?

I just hit 65, the first year I felt nobody would say “he was so young” if I were to die tomorrow. It’s scary ...

Jesus fucking christ, did you have to say that was 3rd grade for you?!? I was in my early 20s. Now I feel fucking ancient.

Dave Matthews: always there to supply the feel-good sounds to kids whose hairlines have been in full retreat since their late teens.