No regular coverage?! Even after all those Magicians ad buys? Harrumph I say.

To be fair, this new tax bill WILL make me have to tighten my belt one loop to so I don’t feel hunger pangs.

I’m in pretty good shape. I mostly watch what I eat (that big donut yesterday notwithstanding). I don’t do drugs. I don’t drink to excess. I don’t smoke. I’m at the gym five days a week. Maybe four with the fifth day being for hiking or biking.
So how come this human pus-sack gets that amazing head of hair and my head…

Now is the time to be buying stock in brown liquors.

I can see that.

UMMMM. Muse was a band 9 years before The Killers, THANK YOU.

Saying that Winnipeg is more fun and entertaining than Grand Forks, North Dakota, isn’t exactly the highest bar to clear.

If guys from Minneapolis and Prague say your city is cold and dark, no amount of facts are going to change anybody’s mind.

Well, it is the guy who’s going to end the world as we know it.

Trump is the hero for he stands strong against the tides of evil and doesn’t blink in front of the rascals that are those who refuse to use the common sense (that) fathers gift foolish sons. Hoodlums watch! He isn’t that which doesn’t merit regret, but instead is the proof that those who know of the truth can bear it…

Especially when he runs afoul of an Irishman.

Spoiler alert: In some of this fan fiction, he was a rough rider in more ways than one

Listen, writhing around randomly in your bedroom is YOUR ONE OPPORTUNITY to do something no one will ever copy in human existence.

Throws 65 inch OLED he got for Christmas in the trash.

Probably standard issue fat shaming.

I didn’t know Billie Jean King was Asian!

The Titans best catch and best block were somehow both performed by Marcus Mariota.

He coined that phrase, “really smart”. Came up with it on the spot. I’ll bet you haven’t heard it before.

According to my dad you clearly don’t understand how DEEP this goes...