Farhad Manjoo is a self-important stick-in-the-ass and so are you.

The funniest thing about it is that the line that gives it away is this:

I personally think there’s a massive difference between “That person is retarded” and “That person is a retard.”

Can guarantee this is harder than it sounds.

Basically, it’s any government organization that tries to enforce our laws and protect our Constitutional rights. When you see somebody say “deep state” it means they’re not OK with the FBI or CIA, but would be fine with the KGB or SS.

Diabetes is a loser disease. He likes pancreases that secrete the right level of insulin.

I bet Rod Watson reads Splinter on purpose. He doesn’t even need to be tricked with some clickbait headline.

The same reason people talk about the storylines in Game of Thrones.

If you could physically put Bannon and Trump loyalists in the same place right now, I think they would actually kill each other. They are extra-unhinged. And it’s hilarious because they all believe the same vile BS. It’s like the Judean People’s Front vs. the People’s Front of Judea.

It’s a Dad Rock extravaganza!

It’s touching that you think Trump knows about time zones.

A year into this presidency I keep thinking I am numb to his bullshit, but that “button size” tweet sees him yet again digging deeper, dumber depths than I knew existed.

So... there are two five o’clocks and he didn’t say which one it was, but... based on his posting history it’s going to be the first one, isn’t it?

What a fucking moron.

New songs sounded great when I saw them a couple months ago

Christ. Back in my day, before this hipster YouTube garbage existed, we used to actually go outside once in a while and find suicide victims in the woods OURSELVES. And, if we couldn’t find them, we’d MAKE them.

We excel at four things round these here parts: obesity, illiteracy, STDs, and football.

I hope we run the table, and then pile drive through it.

I’m pretty sick, and it’s gonna be cold out, so Times Square crowd, you’re on you’re on your own tonight.

Well I won’t miss 2017 at all on the grand stage of things and hopefully 2018 can surprise us in a good way. I’m a little low on optimism, truth be told.