SOS will now be SBD, Waterloo shall be Waterpoo, and Dancing Queen is, of course, Dancing Queef

There WAS something in the air that night - Fernando farted.

Okay, dad. No more late night tv, it gets you all worked up.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

Isaac Newton is overrated. His great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Nate even disproved his debunked laws of gravity by turning 213 pounds into just a few ounces in a court of law.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

“only to find Anthony’s head tilted back, eyes still shut, seemingly snoozing”

While I applaud the intention to mock the President at every juncture, the execution creates an unintended side-effect. I’m sure it will never happen given the ownership, but I’d love the A.V. Club’s 2018 New Year’s resolution to be to not obsessively create content around Donald Trump. Whether the content is funny,…

Good god.

[[citation needed]]

They was funded and made by a troll that is linked to Milo Y:

The police have nothing to go on.

(Dis)Honourable mention goes to Kinja.

What the hell? Oceans can’t be women. They’re ruining my childhood!

I was in the local Goodwill with my daughter a few weeks ago - they have a big selection of VHS tapes. My daughter asked what they were and I told her they were movies and anyone you see perusing them is likely a serial killer.

Triggered, lib?

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

I’m not seeing things, right? That picture of President Obama that was drawn purposely looks kind of like a monkey? God, these guys are such pieces of trash.

I couldn’t figure out how Jack Reacher: Never Go Back failed to make the list, until I Googled it and realized that it came out in 2016.