Yeah, you’re a real Upton Sinclair over here.

Former soldier here. I care, even though I never went to the academy. My father-in-law (former sailor) and I have been blasting each other texts and memes all week as we always do in the run up.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

How would I make the front office look bad? I coach a football team. 

So he maybe paid with a sacagawea coin, but maybe he didn’t?

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Sacagawea, an ancient indian woman, hated Taylor Swift... It is kind of like an ‘Eff You’ in the form of a coin.

What does this mean for those of us who just want to spam snake emojis? 🐍

The dollar is the basic American monetary unit.

and they lucked into Embid because he was injured.

“The Rolling Stones’ new album is their best since ‘Some Girls’! - Every Rolling Stone review of the Rolling Stones since the late 80s.

Honestly, what you just described sounds like what happened with the presidential election.

(Meekly raises hand): Ahem...I liked it.

HitchBOT was a literal pile of trash that got what it deserved

My immediate reaction when someone sent me that record was “So is it another ‘hey, this isn’t terrible!’ record?” When do we get to stop being surprised that Weezer, for the majority of its existence now, just makes middling rock with occasional great flourishes?

He’s up to 9 now. He’s only getting picked on by opponents of his dad, you know, because he’s in the party of personal responsibility.

Well I hope you learned it was actually an INSULT because that coin has a WOMAN on it!!1!

I was at the grocery store a couple weeks ago with my 1yo and a man came up to me and asked “Does that boy have a piggy bank?” I was like umm.... and then he handed me a Sacajawea and said “Please put this in his piggy bank from me.”

Cutting one onion was at normal speed, but then they dumped two dozen cut onions into a bowl in fast motion, YOU CAN’T FOOL ME, VIDEO.

IT’S NOT THAT BAD.