Yeah, Donnie, you shoulda given ‘em the ol’ Otto Warmbier special.

Eric back there trying to remember the last time he fed the woman he’s got chained up in a shipping container out by the port.

Where are they now?

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

You poors have no idea how yacht docking fees have increased under Obama. Good yacht owners are suffering.

Let’s not get carried away.  He sold tickets to a show that is literally directly across the street from a meat processing facility.  No one has accused him of playing.

R.I.P. Malcom Young

I wonder if he is going to lose his endorsement deal with Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.

Let he who has not fucked Senator Bob Taft cast the first stone.

weird the rest of us fucked Bob Taft (Senior) in that barn don’t know how you missed out

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Sony, huh? Here’s the elevator pitch:

INBOX: [SPAM] Re: re: re: re: Greetings from Nigeria!

Typical Roy Moore for Senate canvassing conversation:

Eric has ruined multiple games of fetch by chucking his dog 80 yards on the fly and dumping a can of wet food on a tennis ball.

Number One reason

Clearly this conspiracy goes all the way to 11.

Where exactly on that diagram is the Sheinhart Wig Company?

How the Hell is he supposed to prove that? Produce pictures of him NOT feeling up a 14 year old?

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.