You get what you pay for.

YOU HAD A BAD DAY YOU’RE TAKING ONE DOWN YOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO TURN IT AROUND YOU SAY YOU DON’T KNOW YOU TELL ME DON’T LIE YOU WORK AT A SMILE AND YOU GO FOR A RIDE

“It reminds me of Don Henley solo material.”

I really want to like them in the context that their albums are largely fine, and Kurt Vile’s gone on to make stuff that’s even better than WOD’s current output.

There are alt rock stations that still have that song on hourly rotation. Also, “Father of Mine” by Everclear. Un-fucking-believable.

Fucking Twilight Zone!

and the There/They’re mistake, in addition to everything else this goddamn fool tweets. I’d get depressed, but I’m already an Arsenal fan.

Nobody over the age of 30 should be bitching about their “haters”... it’s just sad. Especially when it’s the goddamn president of the United States.

Trump is a sack of shit. People who voted for Trump are moronic sacks of shit.

Trump is in Vietnam? I guess the bone spurs cleared up from whichever foot they were totally in (he can’t remember [even though he has one of the all-time great memories *holy shit is this really life, please someone wake me up*])

Shut up you little bitch haven’t you heard that little bitches get their asses canned nowadays. Look at Ben Affleck and his stupid fat asshole. You’re ugly if you disagree snack bitch. Drink my urine. Guzzle guzzle guzzle.

I was really excited by the funk-rock-rap fusion bands that all seemingly cropped up at that same time, Fishbone and the Chili Peppers and Bootsauce and Living Colour, and Faith No More was good in both incarnations I thought. I met the Seattle sound with hostility, I thought they displaced all these cool bands and…

what should I order at Outback then? chicken?

He was the only reason anyone bothered to show up to a Jays game for almost a decade. This hits hard. He was the GOAT.

Greatest pitcher I had the privilege of seeing live. He was such a workhorse. All those CGSOs. He had a mystic way of getting batters to follow his speed. As soon as he got the ball back he was ready to throw another. It was like the universe moved at a slower rhythm than he did. It seemed that every time he pitched,…

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

Shamalyanian Twist:

“... This is not easy... At 8:07 AM President Boar’s Head Genoa Salami was assassinated by a hungry White House Staffer, he leaves behind his wife Slice of Havarti Cheese and their two children, Jalapeño Stuffed Olives.”

That would be funny too.

Like to death? With a rusty chain?