It’s admirable enough to risk your life in the service of your country when you have competent leaders. It is downright fucking heroic to do it when you’ve got morons like this in charge.  

Can you imagine having to get that call from this President? Maybe he’ll just tweet at the grieving families.

Calling themselves “COBRA” or “Hydra” sounds good to me.

Does chucklefuck have a specific meaning or can you just throw it around anywhere? Asking for a friend...

This seemed like a good re-branding at the time:

“Chucklefuck” is a great word. The best word. Since I only use the best words, I’ll be using that a lot.

Hes seen “Black Hawk Down” half a time.

Damn; well next time I have a conversation with you, remind me to open MS Word and hit Shft-F7 before we begin.

HELL no. I had my reservations about Clinton (she’s more of a hawk than I would have liked, I supported Sanders in the primary) but once she got the nomination I was all in for her.

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It’s not fair to say Kushner knows fuck-all about the Middle East. He loves the cuisine and his family has been hosting outstanding seder dinners since before he was even enrolled at the Frisch School.

I’m not military, but as an American and precisely because this dipshit is responsible for anything, these have become life and death decisions for all of us. (And I’m not feeling great.)

I did 9 years as a grunt (Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq) and this is the type of chickenhawk I always hated watching on TV talking about the wars I was fighting as if they knew shit about shit.

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

+1 for the Cobra-la reference.

I’m a veteran; I actually was in the Navy when the towers fell. I still clearly remember walking into the wardroom onboard my ship and asking what crazy movie everyone was watching, as I had just come off watch and found the entirety of the ship’s contingent of officers staring at the TV — Captain and XO included.

Well the good new is Trump has shown time and time again he knows when to pull back on the controversial rhetoric when he has no clue what he is talking about, and never doubles down and gets himself into no win situations. Even then, he’s never been one to to be afraid to admit he’s made a mistake and make amends.…

Your replies are both informative and satisfyingly snarktastic. Thank you for your service!

Which of course actually makes them sound more evil video game/movie corporation bad guys.