Not married that long (about six years) but been with this person for much longer (15) and she STILL asks my opinion on clothes. The difference is now the amount of time between asking and realizing that I don’t give a shit is much shorter now.

Hopefully this doesn’t start a trend of jersey burning assholes self immolating.

And Maria has 5 GS titles, 5 other finals and has a career slam. That’s like shitting on Big Ben being a journeyman compared to Brady.

The Tebow style format should use his correct job title:

You seem fun.

He’s. That. Guy.

I’m a Mets fan. We don’t have a bad ass lineup. We do have an injured pitching staff. We also have a god awful bullpen, which you didn’t mention.

*Homer detected

To quote The Life of Brian, the best movie about religion ever: “This team’s a piece of shit, when you look at it.”

“If they sweep the Rockies this weekend, they have a decent chance at a wild card.”

He did well, In TheBigInning.

Alderson is going to be crucified for this.

On the third strike He will rise again

Gosh damn it.

You know who else didn’t make a name for himself until he was thirty? That’s right, George Wendt from Cheers.

LaVar Ball.

This has been weirdly similar to watching Trump’s rise on Gawker.

Alderson said he needs more work, saying “after the season, he’s going to spend 40 days fasting in the desert.”

Alderson: *denies Tebow*

Eh, he’ll probably find a way to rise up somehow.