Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Polys want that cracker

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

Fuck Norm Green, and fuck the Dallas Stars.

Craig Leipold could run his franchise into the ground for the next two decades and still be more popular than Norm Green.

Minnesota and Fenton are, respectively,

Even in Yellowstone, Florida people gonna Florida...

that’s a jerk-off station

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

A little better quality, at least on my computer:

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

“I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself...is life worth living, should I email blast myself?