Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I’m not saying ‘Montana Yao’ is a stripper name, but it’s definitely a stripper name.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

I’m sure he, and the $250M deal he just signed, is really disappointed to learn you feel that way.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

lol

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook]

I refuse to believe Sidney Crosby is cool enough to do drugs. 

If the NHL banned cocaine it would have ZERO players.

Disqualified from international hockey.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.