Oct 31

One last time. I’ll see all you fuckers in hell.

Oct 29

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its Read more

Oct 21

I’m not saying ‘Montana Yao’ is a stripper name, but it’s definitely a stripper name.

Oct 14

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Oct 8

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Sep 30

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Sep 13 2019

I’m sure he, and the $250M deal he just signed, is really disappointed to learn you feel that way.

Sep 12 2019

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Sep 10 2019

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Sep 10 2019

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Sep 9 2019

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Sep 9 2019

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Aug 27 2019

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Aug 27 2019

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Aug 26 2019

Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook] Read more

Aug 23 2019

I refuse to believe Sidney Crosby is cool enough to do drugs. 

Aug 23 2019

If the NHL banned cocaine it would have ZERO players.