The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

A friend with pain in deez is a friend indeed

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

It’s pretty hard to turn your hands over with nails stuck in them.

Jordi Evole: What about Cristiano Ronaldo?

Daft Jordan Pickford hoying digs all owa

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

It is also built-in to our legal system in a number of ways. There is logic to that structure, but it still strikes me as ... odd every time I see it.

Not making fun of people’s laugh. I’ve literally seen the joy leave a person’s face after making a joke about someone’s laugh. Makes me sad thinking about it.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

Goff looked rattled all night. He was never comfortable. He looked like a deer in the headlights. He made bad decisions. He took terrible sacks rather than throw the ball away. He couldn’t even get screen passes or quick outlets going, just dropbacks and then throwing into double coverage. It was like they brought…

More like Tony Wrongo! Because he was wrong and his name sounds like that kinda. So, in my opinion, that’s what it’s more like.

Wow. And I thought Pierre was just a harmless idiot. Guess he proved me wrong.

Blackhawk fans are the worst. I’ve yet to meet one that wasn’t a terrible person.

I still say the Spurs are the outlier. I’m sure they have bad fans (There are some bad people in Texas), but they seem to keep their shit tight. The Spurs have won 1/4 of the last 20 titles, and God help me, I don't hate them. 

Never good to come off half-Coxed. Full Cox or burst.

Say, which NFL team do you root for?

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.