My first response after seeing the trailer for this was astonishment that someone decided to adapt the version of a Christmas Carol Bill Murray is putting on in Scrooged.

Hjalmersson was never quick. But whomever he was paired with last year played their best hockey of the season. OEL had career-best advanced metrics with Hjalmersson last season and was just ordinary without him.

He voluntarily signed for QPR, so that’s highly questionable!

An organization proposes to take a young, attractive woman to a foreign country for “work” ... The “work” involves a risque calendar shoot on the beach, while a bunch of male VIPs (i.e. pervs) stand around and gawk ... At night, she could be selected to serve as an “escort” to a male who is either part of or…

When did Gary Bettman start making $50 mil a year?

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

I think she is a bit bland but thinks of herself as this worldly experienced soul. Agree on the point of privilege, but first it’s mostly just boredom and dissatisfaction on her part: she can already have any guy she wants, can ace any subject in school, she needs a challenge, excitement, proving something to herself.

Not to excuse the Patriots in any way, but the reason for the cup inventory is to deter employee theft. You can’t inventory single servings of draft beer or of fountain soda, but you can count cups.

I’ve had a few friends work for professional stadiums, and cup count is definitely the easiest method for measuring units sold. This accounts for spillage.  

Also: Fuck Bettman.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Deadspin is still waiting on its check from Dietrich Mateschitz.