And five cases of sugar-free gummy bears for the G/O Media C-Suite.

Thanks for the depth on this. Quality Kinja!

If you watched Hjalmarsson “skate” in Arizona last season, you wouldn’t be so quick to call Murphy the lesser, because Hjammer can’t be so quick to pretty much anything anymore.

The hell it was!

A worthwhile note on the Slice: It has a magnet built in, so you can stick it on the fridge and never lose the little thing.

A worthwhile note on the Slice: It has a magnet built in, so you can stick it on the fridge and never lose the…

I know, right? They should ban regular cigarettes, too!

Altria owns a 35% stake in Juul.

Especially Lazio kits!

“Sadly, in the farcical scheme of the MLS, Bedoya’s cry for action can easily be disregarded and not taken seriously by the global communities. Had US Soccer instituted a proper pyramid with promotion and relegation, the words of Bedoya would rightfully carry more weight, and perhaps lead to real change.”

Keaton Patti’s “bit” for some has been “I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of ____ and write its own,” because he can’t come up with anything truly funny, so he just farts out some bumbled words and waits for those unfamiliar with his schtick to pick it up and blast it out. A 10-second scroll through his feed would…

Just like with Fire games, Red Stars games are directly served by public transit. Buses run between the end of the Orange Line at Midway and SeatGeek Stadium every 20 minutes. $7 tickets are available for Sunday.

Don’t forget the part where team reps CONFISCATED THE CHEERLEADERS’ PASSPORTS before bringing them into the suite holders’ peep show. Totally voluntary, ladies! Do or don’t do whatever you feel like doing for the men who make your scant paychecks and/or ability to return home happen!

Take a look at the graphics and sets from all of those newscasts. You won’t see anything that says “Sinclair” on any of them. What you will see on many of them, since the stations are the network affiliates, are the logos of CBS, ABC, and NBC. This allows Sinclair to be a sort of wolf in sheep’s clothing. Their…

“We are committed to providing an inclusive environment for everyone who attends our games.”

Clay Travis probably deserves the award, but I know he’d also wear it as some badge of Owning The Libs Pride, so fuck his scratchy-scalp Pepe Lite ass.

Counter-proposal: Keep golf, but tax everything involved in golf - memberships, greens fees, equipment, clothing - by a minimum of 600%. Hey, you’re rich enough to golf, asshole. Pony up.

Ten years ago, when Reebok was going to revolutionize the hockey sweater by making it lighter and more sweat-wicking than ever, they forgot that all that sweat has to go somewhere. Players started complaining about the sweat rolling down the inside of their sleeves and pooling in their gloves. Reebok quietly went back…

This post makes me wish Billy would exit, pursued by a bear.

You make a good point about the expansion fee, and how it could put the league and its inflated valuation in a pickle awfully fast. Just a couple of years ago, the league elected to fold Chivas USA rather than sell the club, because there was no way the market value of Chivas equaled the expansion fee of what will…

“Choose hockey. Choose a beautiful sport that will also respect your beauty sleep.”