And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Bloody hell

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Shit. I hope these women got tested for quintez cephus after being assaulted by this unnamed Wisconsin Receiver.

Im sure that snyder had some...reservations about the decision

The rest of the NFC east will beat the team like a Redskinned step child

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Yes, but there are new stories — critical mass is out there.

Yeah, how the fuck is that happening?

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Hey Phil, show these clowns the rings. I think a guy that coached the quality of talent that he has through the decades and created the teams that he has can spot players that can take the team to the title and the guys that can’t. Game knows game and Phil knows best. Mello has been a coach killer his entire NBA…

Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

gets popcorn ready