The victim had scratches and bruising. When asked for comment Richardson said, “Well, I hit her as hard as possibly could.”

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

Richardson attempted to escape arrest, but only made it about 2 yards before inexplicably falling to the ground.

Oman, my buddy Chad had an eating disorder. I was like “bro, Uganda stop this”.

Maybe they’ve developed an eating disorder. Bulgaria is no laughing matter. You know, because it involves vomiting.

Hopefully they don’t cook it with too much Greece.

Maybe they should try Turkey.

Good. Clearly they’re not Hungary enough for it.