For “two seconds,” he said he was concerned a “para-military Confederate group” had found his information online.

You would know trash, trash.

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Oh yeah get out of here with that “SJW” crap. The companions are great, the character stuff was good, it’s just the overall plot was a bit wanting this time around.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Regardless of your feelings of a particular musician, they do not deserve to die young for persuing their passion and becoming more successful than you.

Sarah Jeong is one of the best writers on the internet, and every person complaining about her tweets should have a court appointed guardian because they are too stupid to oversee their own affairs.

Wow, it’s like Cecilia summoned you like Beetlejuice.

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

...maybe we should take steps where I don’t NEED to be a dick! “Too soon” is BS!

Then every single parent family in the world would have a child killer, you NRA toolbag, if we went with your moronic logic.

It’s always the same story with these posts: blame everything else but the real problem. Other countries don’t have this problem, genius. All you want to do is sell more guns and then you want…

This kid is bragging about going to White House because his classmates died.

He was (and presumably still is) the living embodiment of the average fucking idiot dumbass american. Scientists couldn’t do better if they tried.

If they made a Nextwave movie I would become so unspeakably erect they’ll have to bury me in a bent coffin.

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

I’m sorry you didn’t get the bitter, downbeat Parks and Rec finale you were hoping for. That totally would have been in keeping with the theme and mood of the show. Nothing I’m saying here is at all sarcastic. If you can’t help but hear this all in Chandler Bing’s voice, I don’t know what to tell you.

Thoughts and prayers