I got so angry reading this that I went from seeing red, to seeing white, to seeing nothing at all.

For those unaware:

Venture Bros deserved better. Not only was it a property that helped put Adult Swim in the spotlight, but it proved that adult animation could be smart, funny, and entertaining. I legitimately cannot believe they weren’t even given an opportunity to say goodbye.  Turner fucked up hard on this one.

Hey Kotaku Editorial: keep it up, you’re doing a great job under unfortunate circumstance after unfortunate circumstance.

Christ, now I’m all angry about the video team layoffs again.  Kotaku forever; eat my entire ass Jim Spanfeller

I remoted into my home computer to log in and give you your much-deserved star, you fucking degenerate

Another day, another way Spanfeller tries to kill everything good about these sites. This new slideshow layout is trash and is somehow even more bloated with ads than the normal article layout.

Hopefully they can use their newfound money to actually pay their writers and artists living wage.  The below thread was really eye-opening for me:

Pretty sure I post this every time SD comes up, but fuck do I wish that, just once, my state would make national news for something not absolutely terrifying.

Jim Spanfeller, eat my entire dick

This all absolutely fucking blows. I don’t have much hope that my favorite little corner of the internet is going to survive all of this intact, but I do hope above all else that things go well for all the editorial staff from the entire family of sites.

I am convinced that Spanfeller is trying to run this company into the ground completely. Fuck you, you oafish, silver-spoon, boy’s club piece of shit.

Please do, anything to hopefully let Spanfeller know how the readership feels about his poor choices.

Now that the news is out that Splinter is dead, let me just take a moment to say this:
Fucks to Jim Spanfeller, eat my entire dick you absolute coward, you bloviating piece of shit, you complete and utter tool. I mean, I understand the decision; destroying Forbes wasn’t enough for you, so you decided in your infinite…

Allison Mack was asked to return as well, but when reached for comment, they were greeted with: “Thank you for calling the NY State Penitentary. For English, press 1.”

I had Menlo Club for a little bit couple of years, and while I liked the idea of it, the clothing itself was honestly super low-quality. I think that less than half of it survived more than a year of wear before wearing out to the point of being useless :/

I had Menlo Club for a little bit couple of years, and while I liked the idea of it, the clothing itself was…

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Not quite the answer you had in mind, but I’m kicking myself for staying in my technology job instead of leaving immediately post-merger. The salary increase was nice, but it was eventually obviated by the new company fucking us over on our health care plans (among many other benefits).

lol ok bye