Again Deadspin buries the lede of, “He gonna yam on you!”
That is now forever in my lexicon.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

The article isn’t about transit.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

That is one sad adaptation of the John Henry story.

It sounds like they faced it down, thought they were safe, and then were caught by surprise when it attacked. Hard to think clearly when you’re getting mauled.

Agreed. I would have gone with the crying CAT face emoji.

Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

The deterioration of MoviePass feels a bit like Netflix’s shift from “watch every movie on DVD” to “watch a small rotation of movies plus a lot of TV shows and original productions online.”

Two sentences. One chastising Trump for making fun a disabled person, the other using the insult “-tard.”

Really?

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

He’s just a round number guy. I often have the urge to do something similar when the standard tip results in something so close to a clean number like 60.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

“How does your son feel about the benching last year?”

That they had a scheduling conflict?

Elwes was handsome, talented at the physical demands of acting (look at that sword fight!), capable of being funny and romantic. He had it all, EXCEPT a surname people felt comfortable pronouncing. This was his undoing.