cunt. That word shouldn’t even be in your dictionary

If this were our house, the next day there would be a flat rock in front of the curb to use as a step, courtesy of Mrs Lizardo.

Old nun has bad habits.

“I want to hear some chatter out there!”

“DEATH TO THE ENEMY!”

Clever. I would say that too, push for a lot of guaranteed money, and then totally kneel during the anthem. Take THAT you bastards!

You just said that a straw has zero holes, then defined it based with one of the restrictions being that is has a hole.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

I don’t doubt the importance of unions, but this is not a reminder of how important they are. Kevin Ollie could fight this just fine without a union. Your colleagues need a union; this multimillionaire who holds a unique job at the university does not.

Not a truer statement about Ithaca will ever be written on Deadspin.

The real crime here is someone named their kid Dacey.

im going to wager it had something to do with alcohol, golf clubs, methamphetimines, and an atv

9,500% is a pretty high percentage.

“Pfff. That’s nothing.”

This guy looks like a pudgy, male Amy Schumer.

Yeah, the guy’s an absolute hypocrite.

Doesn’t change the reality of the behavior he called out—he just needs to be called out for the same shit, because he’s just as guilty.

Looks like he intended to kill a career, and now he’s gone and stoned his own with an unintended boomerang effect.

I’m going to be honest: I…

The lesson, as always: Never run.

Okay, wiseguy, two things. First, I thought I *was* doing that kind of research by reading this article on something about which I’d never heard; and second, I didn’t post my concern until I noticed that several other commenters hit the same block I did. It probably could have been covered in a subordinate clause,…

We use it at work, and I’m 41. It’s not anything crazy, it’s just a chat application/site where your conversations are preserved and you can have group “channels” or private conversations. But yeah, the article really should have explained what the hell Slack was in a little more detail.

“Slack” must be some hip new thing that, at 37, has already passed me by. Judging by the fact that “Slack” is never defined in this post, I should already know what it is, and thus be ashamed that I don’t.