Thanks..................................................................

I feel like Billy is the struggling cousin we all root for but who just can’t get his shit together. 

Fired for being too Barstool.

Counterpoint: “A potential employer told me to send her a link, so I mailed her some sausage. “ How did this get printed?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

How do you feel about the commerce content that’s found on this site? While it is of course different in many ways from true Deadspin posts, it does seem to try to fit in with the rest of the site; it definitely doesn’t feel slapped on.

Hey man, I dunno if your user name is ironic; maybe it is. But as a Torontonian, we really have no business shitting on other people for how they treat the homeless.

This is an instance where the fixed operations manager is actually making a lot of valid points. The employees involved were terminated and the cost of the visit was (or is to be refunded).

You know who didn’t see this coming? Matt Murdock.

I’ll see myself out.

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Counter-argument:

So they aren’t cops.

NARRATOR: It was sarcasm.

Was Ansari ever really shunned though? As far as I know, his show wasn’t cancelled and there seemed to be a general consensus that the Babe article was shitty journalism and that what was described in it hardly rose to the level of #metoo worthy outrage, and that we needed to have a conversation about how he acted…

Please, the stuff about Aziz is bullshit.

Yeah, that’s bad.  But, still not nearly as stupid as putting a clothespin on an electrical cord.  Jesus, people are stupid. 

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

For one horrible second, I thought I read that Maryland football was a “dysfunctional Piper’s Pit.” Whew!

At times like this, I really feel bad for members of the snake family. They’re always getting disparaged despite just being animals looking to find their way and survive in their own world. To be compared to college football coaches and their ilk is just going too far...