And Mike Tunison is such an asshole that he’s the only one that hasn’t gone to greener pastures.

Gacy had the better ground game.

As a Saints fan I honestly believe this is what happened. But I also think that if you fake not being able to get off the field then fuck you, you deserve to spend a few minutes in the locker room. They had three time outs. Call a timeout. Fix your visor, and get on the field.

I hate to get involved in a dumb argument, but I gotta go against you here. Further reading tends to scream “if you want to know more” not “where I got the shit”.

Yeah, I start at the bottom but Drew’s reasoning is the dumbest thing said on Deadspin since Marchman was talking about how he loved the Alabama Crimson Tide’s maroon uniforms.

Not ending a sentence with a preposition was never actually a rule in the first place. It was always just a guideline that some Latin loving randos tried to ram home a couple of centuries ago and was immediately ignored by 95% of the English speaking world. I don’t give a shit about match or game and I honestly don’t…

My guess would be because it’s an issue of possession. A running back has possession the moment he’s handed the ball. When he breaks the plane, it’s a TD because he has possession of the ball.

We definitely don’t use “slicker” in the south.

It’s funny because it took me forever to get that it was salt covering up a bunch of red crap. I thought the speeders were putting out some kind of red smoke as part of a plan.

Yeah, I kinda think of Marchman a different way when I heard that a few months ago. I mean, I get not fighting, but he could’ve had some fun with it. Instead, it’s permanently ignored unlike other bitch moves by sportswriters. Man up and make fun of yourself for pussying out like any other dick blog editor would do. I…

I guess the Permit Raj is alive and well.

Good in general except for your Heat take. You call it Bad Bad Pacino but you basically describe it and find clips that show what a Good Bad Pacino performance is. He’s great in Bobby Deerfield but it took me literally years to be able to make it through it. If I had to pick one movie for each category:

I don’t know if this counts as a “spill” but the in laws gave me a giant oversized gummy bear. We didn’t have much room in the car for the hour trip back so I put it in between the top of the back seat and the window. When we got home we didn’t go anywhere for two days. I go out to the car to go to work and realized I…

/throws up

Maybe don’t compare another country’s sad and depressing problems to our own country’s lunacy. Our problems don’t compare. We think we’re drowning in blood but they really are. Don’t be so self obsessed. Not everything is about our problems.

Agree. That’s why I voted for Breer. I think it would secretly bug him. Travis would just use it to his advantage.

The sad truth about unionizing is it leaves a lot of people behind in an effort not to grasp too much (especially when it comes to white collar unions). This in turn leads to lasting anti union sentiment from the left behind. I don’t really see a way to prevent it, but that’s the reality.

Nah, I’ve had a beard for 15 years. It’s just hair. People want to treat it differently than hair and that’s when you get into trouble.

I could get behind the disdain if he was talking about the root. How they get away with their shit, I’ll never know. You have writers literally saying all white people are evil. They’re just a half a step away from saying Jews are depraved monsters who run the media. I’ve honestly been shocked the past couple of times…

So fuckin dumb. Dumb is beautiful.