Playing on Saturday kinda defeats the purpose. Obviously the NFL does better than college football, but college football is still fucking huge. I imagine that the Thursday night football match ups only attract fans of the respective teams or people who will just consume football.

That context is “This pizza is the best thing I’ve ever eaten”.

You’re really good at selling the sport, Bix. I haven’t been a wrestling fan since 1992 but you and Shoemaker really always interest me when I see an article.

I get what you’re saying. When a progressive blog says “hey look at that Nazi! He thinks he’s so cool but look at him, he’s just a fat loser with coke bottle glasses. He’s probably just a Nazi because he couldn’t get laid.” You’re basically insulting fat dudes with glasses and saying there’s a good chance they’re…

I just go to a Bitcoin ATM, some charge high fees but I’ve got one close by that’s reasonable. You can find out where they are online. It seemed sketchy in concept (after all, you’re putting cash in a machine and getting nothing physical in return) but after I did it once, it was normalized.

You know how every once in a while some says something interesting and we all read about it. It’s because these guys sit there and listen to the countless hours that aren’t worth a shit. You fucking clicked on an article that’s about the thing you’re complaining that there’s no use for.

There’s nothing like advocating a union monopoly having the power to compel to immediately turn people off.

Yeah, who cares about the 70% that is made up of people who didn’t vote that way, kids, non voters. Let em get bladder cancer.

At least Azerbaijan is a country. Tibet is a stupid guess on so many levels. Maybe this place that’s famous for being a high plateau next to the Himalaya AND famous for specifically NOT being it’s own country is the answer.

What’s next week’s tool?

This is a dumb take from top to bottom. Football costs more to play than soccer, is more difficult to organize, and requires the same space. Continue the self loathing if you want, but leave the kids who choose to play football instead of soccer out of your patronizing rant.

He should just go all in and come out and say “Go back to Africa!!”

Jon is actually pretty awesome.

Good article but next time maybe don’t start it off with an elaborate fat joke. I get that you’re trying to link decadence to decadence but there are a lot of fat dudes who don’t look good on TV that do a lot of good in the world. Paul Ryan is a good looking dude and women used to lift their skirts for Charles in…

Worst take of the day. And there are a lot of shitty takes in here.

She really didn’t do anything to separate PMT from Barstool. If you didn’t know anything about PMT, you would get from this article that PMT is mostly bad Jew jokes. It’s like saying John Oliver is coming to HBO from a network that gives us a guy who tells rape jokes and a cartoon that makes fun of the handicapped.

Good luck with that car, Ed.

Uh, that’s step 100 of “making a good human civilization”. We’re still on step 70. I’m not trying to be flippant but we’re not even close to making that a reality yet. Not to mention that a lot of the problem we have is actually figuring out who the oppressor/oppressed actually is. It’s not always as simple as it…

I don’t play fantasy for one of the reasons you mentioned. I want to be unencumbered by all rooting interests except for wanting the teams and people I like to win and the ones I don’t like to lose. I don’t even have an NCAA bracket anymore because I want to root for the plucky 5 seed to upset Duke in the sweet 16 and…

Just goes to show ya, most engineers are smart people, very few smart people are engineers. Go back to what you know, Neil.