I just go to a Bitcoin ATM, some charge high fees but I’ve got one close by that’s reasonable. You can find out where they are online. It seemed sketchy in concept (after all, you’re putting cash in a machine and getting nothing physical in return) but after I did it once, it was normalized.

You know how every once in a while some says something interesting and we all read about it. It’s because these guys sit there and listen to the countless hours that aren’t worth a shit. You fucking clicked on an article that’s about the thing you’re complaining that there’s no use for.

There’s nothing like advocating a union monopoly having the power to compel to immediately turn people off.

At least Azerbaijan is a country. Tibet is a stupid guess on so many levels. Maybe this place that’s famous for being a high plateau next to the Himalaya AND famous for specifically NOT being it’s own country is the answer.

What’s next week’s tool?

This is a dumb take from top to bottom. Football costs more to play than soccer, is more difficult to organize, and requires the same space. Continue the self loathing if you want, but leave the kids who choose to play football instead of soccer out of your patronizing rant.

He should just go all in and come out and say “Go back to Africa!!”

Jon is actually pretty awesome.

Good article but next time maybe don’t start it off with an elaborate fat joke. I get that you’re trying to link decadence to decadence but there are a lot of fat dudes who don’t look good on TV that do a lot of good in the world. Paul Ryan is a good looking dude and women used to lift their skirts for Charles in…

Worst take of the day. And there are a lot of shitty takes in here.

She really didn’t do anything to separate PMT from Barstool. If you didn’t know anything about PMT, you would get from this article that PMT is mostly bad Jew jokes. It’s like saying John Oliver is coming to HBO from a network that gives us a guy who tells rape jokes and a cartoon that makes fun of the handicapped.

Uh, that’s step 100 of “making a good human civilization”. We’re still on step 70. I’m not trying to be flippant but we’re not even close to making that a reality yet. Not to mention that a lot of the problem we have is actually figuring out who the oppressor/oppressed actually is. It’s not always as simple as it…

I don’t play fantasy for one of the reasons you mentioned. I want to be unencumbered by all rooting interests except for wanting the teams and people I like to win and the ones I don’t like to lose. I don’t even have an NCAA bracket anymore because I want to root for the plucky 5 seed to upset Duke in the sweet 16 and…

Seems like a waste of percs to me. The best way to ruin a good opioid mellow is to run around and crash into each other. Stupid post-millenials (Gen z? What are we calling this new generation? I need to get my hate on.)

I grew up on a farm with four or five horses. They remember that shit. Lose your temper and slap your horse on the nose two or three times, you’ve basically got a horse that from now on will jerk it’s head up when you come near the front of it. People get knocked out by their horse decking them with their head.…

At this rate, it’ll be both preview and season retrospective. Breaking new ground.

I played high school tennis. I’m not naturally athletic. Because the class ahead of me was so stacked, I was a 6 seed as a junior then I was a 1 seed as a senior. I lost every singles match I played that year.

Neptune Sucks.

Dude, who the fuck knows what people will be into in 90 years. Horse Racing was one of America’s premiere sports since it’s founding. Then poof, that reputation is gone. Your grandkid might fork over 1,000,000 Canadian Peso Dollars for a seat license for the Greensboro Toros of the PBCL (Professional Bullfighters…

I’ve seen it. It bleeds so you can kill it. There’s a predator laugh as well. And Bardem says to Michelle Pfeiffer “Jeez, you gotta big pussy” precisely once. So it’s about 59% really.