Steadicam Lives Matter!!

I love football..but I really wonder how long it continues to exist. It’s sad that even a helmet to helmut hit that gets a penalty results in “players are too soft nowadays, smh”. Football is salvageable if we can just kill the meathead fans.

I take opioids. I get cluster headaches. If I didn’t have the small amount of relief they give me, I’d probably kill myself.

I know writers don’t write the headlines, but it’s kind of a misleading headline. I don’t disagree with the sentiment, but the headline makes it seem like they implied all this in their statements. As I started reading I was thinking “man, they’re really messing up their response, they should probably say nothing at…

Jesus. I’ve seen every KITH episode a hundred times and this joke flew 100 feet above my head. I even remembered Rod Torfulson, I just forgot the band name. Well done.

While this seems to be more thoughtful, it’s still just a variation of the “YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME!!” trope that coaches and players use to deflect criticism.

I know this is a stupid opinion, but as a New Orleans resident for the last 20 years and someone who lived through Katrina, I would rather keep Brees until he retired. If that means a losing record for the next 5 years, so be it. He’s Captain America to me and I (as a season ticket holder) would make that sacrifice.…

Also, this ain’t a squeaky clean coach either. I actually wouldn’t put it past ole Kelv to steer this towards recruits. I doubt he would, but the Sampsons of the world are the reason the NCAA is Draconian in the first place.

Yeah but on the other hand, I can’t think of a more dangerous, less rewarding job (maybe U.N. peacekeeper) than being a prison guard.

He could have left out the part about how he gets that it’s different because he’s a public figure. Dude, you’re a grown man who got wasted, wandered into a strange condo, got half naked and wouldn’t leave. I don’t think he’s feeling the burden of being a celebrity here just the burden of being an adult.

In my experience, Latin Americans usually refer to “Anglo America” as North America. For all the shit we tend to get for just calling U.S. residents “Americans”, everyone else does too.

You’re right, I forgot about that. But I still think that SB Nation’s content is less scummy than Deadspin’s.

SB Nation is a really good site. I don’t really know how I feel about their labor relations, etc because I was a reader of a lot of their sites before they joined SB Nation. So in one sense, the sites I go to knew what they were getting into. In another sense, the writers that came along later didn’t. It’s very…

As I scrolled down the main page on my phone, I saw this take first which means further down some asshole hates fall.

I’ve looked it up before. There are studies out there, sure. But a lot of the stats seem anecdotal. They usually tie the rise in sexual assaults and domestic abuse to increased porn consumption.

Yeah I’ve been taking it every day since 2003. My gastroenterologist told me to. I was chewing zantac like tic tacs at the time. I switched primary care doctors last month and THAT’S what he was most concerned about. My cholesterol is a little high and I’m 30 pounds over weight and he chooses to break my balls over…

You guys where also talking out of your ass about how non profits work. Being a “non profit” doesn’t mean you don’t make money. I don’t really know what Dom is talking about.

Jesus Marchman. Even when you have a good take you fuck it up. Look up what Maroon is. Maroon is the most horrible shade of red. It’s like red and purple had a dumpster abortion.

Here’s a little something we learned in CIA.