We’re still culturally superior, regardless of climate. Bless your sweet little impolite hearts.

You make me ashamed to be a liberal. Steady your machete, homie.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metric? Sure, its makes “sense”, but its still kind of Frenchy.

“Slate-y.” Zing! I think I would rather Ramsay rape me than be accused of Slate-ishness.

Beg your pardon, but that’s Dr. Alan Keyes. He has a PhD from Harvard University, and is living proof that both PhDs and Ivey League credentials mean absolutely dick fuzz.

My wife must have gotten one waaaaaaaaaaay before they came out.