This, in all likelihood. “Y’all Qaeda” will basically become a thing, and we’ll end up rooting it out.

Trump—like every armchair lawyer that ever vomited a profound legal opinion into the ether of the Internet—does not seem to understand that it is not necessary to say “I am committing a specific, actionable crime at this moment, and this is the word or phrase used to describe that crime” in order to commit a crime.

If…

He used an AARP-15.

Stents aren’t as big a deal as other things. I mean, ideally you don’t want any sort of heart surgery, but stents aren’t too bad. Some are inserted through laparoscopic (minimally-invasive) surgery.

Anyone who makes the "Bernie got us Trump" argument is either stupid or disingenuous and should be treated accordingly.

Breaking news: Giuliani reveals that that the sister of the roommate of the former girlfriend of Obama’s gardener has information that, while on vacation one time, Obama attended a time share pitch and, even though he told the salesman he’d keep an open mind throughout the presentation, he actually had no intention of…

They get a bit confused when they can’t see where to put the dollar bills!

Any excuse to post this. Just a reminder that when he’s not performing his warped version of “big, strong boy,” Trump’s authentic self is a giant fucking coward.

My thoughts exactly:

So this happens to Bernie meanwhile the Burger King continues to somehow chug along.  I wish Bernie a speedy recovery & Trump to die an Elvisy sort of death tweeting on the toilet.

In all of the lists of Senators mishaps from 2018 one that almost never gets mentioned is Cody Ceci’s dinner party where one of the guests was lit on fire.

HELL YEAH HOC-KEY HELL YEAH HELL YEAH [chugs Labatt] 

Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

“Mr. Trump loved it”

Right on, dude. I’m one of those horrible people for whom “dude” is gender-neutral, and indeed, independent of whether or not something is human, or even animate. Daughter dawdling in the morning? “Gonna be late for school, dude.” Dog won’t stop jumping when I’m trying to put his leash on for a walk? “Knock it off,…

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Who knew "Bernie bros" consist of more women under the age of 45 than men in the same age group?

Many dismiss Bernie because they refuse to acknowledge that there are systemic inequalities and faults, which must be addressed, that they aren’t really that opposed to because they likely benefit from those systemic problems.

With all the money she raised you think she’d be able to afford a map that has Wisconsin on it. 

That smear is one of the most pernicious and effective attacks of the last 4 years of politics.