Bet you 5 bucks he thought he was talking to Austria!

Do they? Have you seen who has been playing QB for them lately? Keenum was garbage, Smith wont ever play a down again, and they are paying him nearly as much as they would of paid Cousins, and Haskins is still a few years from even being a competent starting QB

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Black Hole 2020

My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

HE ACTUALLY COMES ACROSS AS COMPLETELY RATIONAL AND INNOCENT OF THESE BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING HANGED FOR TREASON.

I don’t understand how you can be such a remarkably bad liar and still be an attorney.

And he’ll ask the wrong Indian to dig up dirt on her.

Damn.  What an adjustment at the last minute.

And there’s a second whistleblower, an IRS agent, a comin’.

...and yet he is too afraid to reveal his identity. If he is proud to stand for the MAGA cause, why hide it?

Oh yeah - they hate to be reminded that Christianity is a particularly successful Judaic cult, worshipping a zombie whilst practicing cannibalism..

Is that the one where all of humanity is damned to eternal hellfire because the talking snake convinced the woman to eat the magical forbidden apple?

Huh, do these pagans start their Sunday brunch with a piece of their savior’s body washed down with a sip of his blood?

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.