Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

“Department of Justice Just Us”

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

Gotta imagine everyone in that locker room knows the bullpen remains very rickety and it all very well might end with an 8th inning implosion against the Brewers. In fact, as a Nats fan, I’ve spent much of the time after the All Star Break preparing for that eventuality. At this point, it’s just best practice.

But to…

Hmmm. Lose conservative Democrats who would throw people under the bus where it matters most in districts they’re slowly (or not so slowly) losing anyway, or... potentially set a dangerous precedent for future corrupt Presidents thereby allowing propagation of such actions for decades to come by staking everything on…

Yeah, they will think that if he loses in 2020, hell, they will think that if he wins and is term-limited from running in 2024. 

Ah yes, joking that a child you disagree with should be raped. So funny and subversive.

The fact that he thought that might be funny says a lot of disturbing shit about him.

When your family can’t stand you. Good for him, we need allies to call BS.

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

He’s a fucking traitor and the republicans that support him are fucking traitors.

• A 40% to 60% “exit tax” on people trying to move wealth overseas to escape the wealth tax.

Counterpoint: We’ve always hated losing in heartbreaking fashion, but we walk away quietly and perhaps break something in private (I have four generations of proof to back this up). At least this year, some of the bandwagon will dissipate and walk away too.

The person that foisted Dr. Fullofit onto the world has no business in the White House. There is no need for another celebrity president. Never again.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

She’s calling people to acknowledge the existence of reality which won’t go away just because we ignore it. No wonder Fox and Friends are terrified.

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever.