this might be the first G7 where some of the world leaders stay at a friend’s house to “catch up” and just commute to the meetings.

Joe Walsh to primary Trump.

Why are people who claim to be moderate constantly trying to ram this walking gaffe down our throats?

They worship gas station food.

Ironically, my first reaction was not far off. Mother Teresa was, by most accounts of people who knew her and (especially) worked with her in the church, a tyrant with good P.R.

and to think, that hat cures AIDS...

To quote Mother Theresa, “And when you’re a living saint, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

She was a disaster at operating casinos as well.

It’s important to remember his father partially built their vast fortune by building refineries in Nazi Germany and in the Soviet Union.  

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

Libertarianism: All Roads Lead To Thunderdome

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

“Encyclopedic knowledge of Greek philosophy. Tits not great.”

I teach (insert subject) at the college level. Every semester I get at least one of these guys (and it is ALWAYS a guy because of my confirmation bias) who says this kind of shit all of the time. Once they find out doing (whatever subject) is not what they thought it was (because, shocker, they are in a 101 class)…

Then you did it wrong.

As a Lions fan I am forced to similarly point out that the Texans have won one playoff game in seventeen years. The Lions last playoff win came ten years before the Texans were born.

As a Lion’s fan I envy the Texans identity as a perennial first round playoff knockout team.