Start a Gofund me to fight MS-13.

Start a Gofund me bring the leaders of Antifa “to justice”. (remind them Soros has a lot of money so you’ll need a lot to fight him)

Start Gofund me to buy Rashida Tlaib a ticket back to where she came from (don’t tell them that’s Michigan)

Start a Gofund me for a new police appreciation…

I don’t believe that boy is Canadian. He didn’t say “eh” at the end of his sentence or apologize for his rude comment.

you can’t buy people anymore.

White Claw is the new Zima don’t @ me. 

Now do Neera and the army of consultants who decided to skip the Upper Midwest and who are still trashing Sarandon rather than doing any kind of self-criticism.

What was the name of that one film he made with Martin Scorsese?

More recently, Lin is accused of threatening that “the time will come when Miami will burn to the ground

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

“Oh Ivanka, you are metamorphosing into a smoky eyed Carpathian harpy like your mother ready to eat my soul.” *cue dreamy harp music*

I would love to see Jared and Ivanka’s wedding night:

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

Bernie: *Writes a book that nets him millions of dollars*

Of course you leave out the framing clause about the well regulated militia, you disingenuous murder fan. 

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

Your idiot murder toys should be melted into scrap and the 2nd amendment is fit for nothing more than toilet paper.

I would gladly go to prison for choking the life out of this piece of shit. I’ve never really considered myself a patriot, but if I ever got within range, I feel like it would be my duty as a real American to end this motherfucker. 

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

If the people of this country elect anyone other than Sanders — up to and including not providing a landslide which would render irrelevant the election fuckery which will no doubt take place — then you deserve whatever happens to you.