So you’re saying that you’re totally cool with gaping asshole on your screen in general, just not this particular one?

What did I say about having this gaping asshole on my screen this early in the morning?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

So, Sherrod Brown says Trump did a good thing and Trump says he’s lying about what happened?
I hate to say it, but I think Trump might be right here.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

His base is going to say that anyway. Might as well get your money’s worth and spit on him.

How many other communities has he stiffed on expenses for his Nuremberg rallies?

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I just want to point out that “Woody Johnson” is so fucking rich that he can make people take him seriously despite having a name that is a pair of synonyms for penis

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Black, Hispanic and Asian Unemployment is the lowest (BEST)

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

This. And I find the perspective interesting, which is what NdT’s whole purpose as a public figure is—to weird us out with data. Not to give us saccharine platitudes. He’s not saying we shouldn’t feel emotional about fucked up shit. Being aware of how emotion affects us =/= emotions are bad. The internet is so fucking…