Does the fact that law enforcement already has members who are neo nazis count as self policing?

there’s no surer way to lose both Ohio voters and Michigan voters than to confuse them for each other.

Neither can Biden.

The mass shooting that took place over a year ago? How about all of the mass shootings that have happened since Columbine? How tone deaf can a team be?

The wrong people die.

I’m from Canada and never once believed you Americans were even close to being better than us or any other country. Trump, mass murders, poor access to healthcare and quality education. I wonder what your country would be like if you replaced all that dick-swinging with actual self-awareness. Shocking idea, I know. 

I hate how much mileage this article gets:

Imagine killing nine and wounding twenty six and it’s only the second worst mass shooting in 24 hours. It’s like when Groucho Marx died the same day as Elvis.

Its not fair to include him. ‘Thoughts’ are hard for a guy with no brain. 

the lord helps those who help themselves

when i first started as an intern at gizmodo no one at any of the other websites spoke to me for 6 months and that’s what i’m going to do to you now

Saying this is an improvement is akin to saying, “Trump’s out tomorrow. Enjoy your Mike Pence”.

Where can I read a 22 year old talk shit about Obama’s presidency now?

My personal favorite.

How much money they make. In their world, if you make less your opinion doesn’t matter. If you make more, you should just shutup because you’ve “won”.

-Incorrect and constant use of capitalization.

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

“Libruls are the real raycessts!”

- derogatory term for gay person meant as a cutting insult. 

I keep meaning to make a Dead Letters Bingo board, but I never sit down and do it. Some obvious inclusions: