You can take Megyn Kelly out of Fox but can’t take Fox out of Megyn Kelly.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

Gotta make sure her beloved (and real) Santa remains white though... she gets very upset otherwise.

Detroit: Now that’s Urban decline, amirite?

If you even know the name of an official in sports, it’s because they a) make a lot of bad calls, b) are confrontational to the point of belligerence, or c) have big biceps, and Joe West doesn’t have big biceps.

“clearly” you say? I don’t think that word means, what you think it means.

Wait a damn minute...... I was led to believe all major sports organizations and their officials hate Boston, and look to screw them over in any situation.

What fucking bullshit. If you practically leap into the first row of the stands, the ball should be fair game for anyone.

Yeah what the fuck Deadspin. Another excellent take. Tune in tomorrow for a screeching article about the horrors of the NFL due to player injuries, though.

“Dude....”

Machado’s choice to keep up these antics during a contract year makes it difficult to support him. You can’t be messing up your money this late into the season.

Look, I can’t get involved. I’ve got work to do. It’s not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now... It’s all such a long way from here.

Obviously Coach K isn't going to get tripped up in any kind of scandal.

She looks like she got stuck in the fox news female anchor development microwave for waaaaay too long.  

Fox is a direct result of Reagan revoking the Fairness Doctorine and opening the door for right wing hate groups to broadcast their poison under the guise of news. 

“There’s only one problem: They didn’t know how the hell to win.”

That’s a cool throwback/reference. I like it. Anyone else wanna throw in their 2 cents?

Scott WcGavin -“Governor Wolf, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

I hope they try again tomorrow as satanists. Satanists with outrageous mustaches.