Most of us aren’t fucking laughing, my fine Canadian neighbor.

Username checks out.

I had literally never noticed the Wings had these banners until this post. I had to fact check it and, yep, there they are. Terrible. 

Fixed that for you.

Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss:

They’re pretty close to electing a fascist, so if anything, it seems fitting.

This space junk can comunicate with NASA from the edge of our universe but my cell phone drops calls at least three times a day. Come on Verizon get your $hit together.

Remember when Melanie was missing in the Shite House for a month?

And yet the media and democrats, the only two forces that can actually question him on his conspiracy mongering, will just let it slide by and be forgotten in a week.

“The Red Sox would never spit on their fans the way the Yankees are,” Lang says.

This guy’s going to give all people with hand tattoos a bad rap.  

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

Kaner wasn’t accused of rape/sexual assault so was last season REALLY that bad?

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

I just heard 2019 say ‘hold my beer’...

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

And that’s when Werth decided on a new career, returning to Philly as the gritty mascot of the Flyers.

“That’s OK. I know you’re not thinking,” Trump responded. “You never do.”

Tom Perez and the rest of the old guard Democrats need to step the fuck aside.

Anyone else need some kind of diagram or power point to clarify who did what and how they were related in the Letter of the Week?