Fir fuck’s sake.

Next time they maple more midfielders into the action to help out.  I cedar very weak on that right side.

they should try branching out into other tactics

Timbers back line standing around like a bunch of trees. 

I blame Jeter, that sniveling fuckstick. I hope he gets eaten by a manatee.

I’m just impressed that a Marlins pitcher actually hit a target at which he was aiming.

I’m confused here- the press corps shouldn’t address the fact that Trump is/will be revoking clearances from government officials critical of him? I honestly don’t get what this post is about.

We’re all in agreement that “in agreement” is better than “in agreeance”. 

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Ehhhhh, I sort of agree, but not on those first two points. The police in general go much too far out of the way for the convenience of the Nazis, but their portfolio should probably include keeping people from beating them to death. It’s a bad look, and leads to problems down the road. Now, this doesn’t mean that…

What tragedies are you referring to? The football and basketball programs had absolutely no involvement in any way, shape or form with Nassar. There have certainly been issues with the actions of players for both teams, but to my knowledge both programs have addressed these events and expelled perpetrators. It hasn’t…

Well, at least we have a bunch of new videos of antifa being assholes.

Maybe if you’re going to demonstrate against Nazis, leave the Hugo Boss boxers at home that day and pick another brand?

While nice that the size of the crowds managed to terrify the racists into staying away, actually demonstrating peacefully would have been much better.  Nonviolence works for a reason.

I’ll never understand what sort of catharsis folks are hoping to achieve by punishing a bunch of people who had nothing to do with an unrelated tragedy.

Golf thinks you suck.