I never liked Gandalf the White as much as Gandalf the Grey, and I never liked him coming back. I think it would have been an even stronger story if Tolkien had left him dead.

From the National Lampoon movie Vacation

Trump didn’t win. Hillary lost. I voted for her. But the DNC caused all of this, with their myopia and arrogance.

You’re completely right, of course, but compared to the goddamned arrogance, the self-assurance that Hilary had everything in the bag because this Trump fool could never be President and the polls reflect as such? Michael Moore was goddamned Nostradamus.

Just call them trump supporters. It saves time.

Yeah, super great idea until you realize that these chucklefucks want to use coal-powered rockets.

I expect the commenters who spend their time on this site #resisting by continuing to come up with increasingly unwieldy and incoherent nicknames for Trump to have a very reasonable reaction to this article.

Is it wrong that I find myself wishing her cancer had won?

Critically acclaimed, popular superhero movie - 0 Nominations

Best Picture should be renamed Best Oscar Bait and this new Best Popular Picture should take over for Best Picture.

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

And you get to live in Sydney instead of Louisville.

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

Is it a gaffe when the county voted 65-30 for Hillary in 2016? He knows he’s not getting votes from Franklin County and is playing to his base. “If you don’t show up, those assholes are going to vote for HIM.” It’s not like he said something crazy like “Fuck Ohio State and go Steelers.”

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Rudy: The real life Barry Zuckercorn.

This is something I wish people realized more. I’m not at all implying that they deserved to be murdered, but it definitely wasn’t a random act of purposeless violence. They were murdered by extremists specifically because they consistently published thoughtlessly Islamophobic material.

I side with neither - Charlie Hebdo was and is a racist hate sheet, on par with Der Sturmer, and the people who shot up their offices were terrorist scum.

A plague on both their houses 

TBH Charlie Hebdo was and is a racist hate sheet, so it’s really hard to feel any sympathy for them, or the terrorist bastards that used their racism as an excuse to kill them

It’s as if the capo of the Mafia was murdered by the grand dragon of the KKK - scumbag on scumbag violence

And when a Charlie Hebdo like massacre happens, I have no doubt that Trump and the GOP will realize with horror how far they’ve let the ‘fake news, enemy of the people narrative’ spiral out of control, they will immediately take drastic steps to reign in the culture of hate and violence towards journalists they’ve…